7 Worst Online Dating Messages Ever

7 Worst Online Dating Messages Ever

A short selection of the worst messages I’ve gotten over the last year. (If you’re curious why women get burned out on OkCupid, getting a few of these a week wears on you.)

Innocent Question = Lamest Way To Tell A Girl You’ve Got A Big Cock (ever)

Online Dating Bad Message Examples

Lame Way To Tell Me You Have A Large Penis

Awesome Grammar and Even Worse Content

Awful Online Dating Messages

Totally Classy Too

U are hawt

how not to send online dating messages

Too bad you have the grammar of a nine year old.

Too Short

Message Not Long Enough Online Dating Message

Fine if you’re super attractive but doesn’t stand out.

Too Long (and Grammatically Questionable)

OkCupid Conversation

So really tell me your life story…

Well At Least You’re Honest

OkCupid Message to Women

Way to get to the point.


  1. Great post.

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